Masters of the Thrones

Let’s face it, Game of Thrones is really just He-Man for adults. I thought it’d be fun to bring two characters from each of the fantasy worlds together. I’m pretty sure this is how the series ends. 

Boneheads – Skeletor and Night King

Warrior Goddess – Daenerys and Teela

An Untrainable Dog – Beast Man and Sandor Clegane, the Hound

Mer-Man Summons the Wrong Kraken – Mer-Man and Theon Greyjoy

Fearless Friend – Cringer and Ghost

When going into battle don’t forget your oversized pet.

Warrior Princess – Arya and She-Ra

The Faceless Men – Jaqen H’ghar and Man-E-Faces

“And a valar morghulis to you too, sir.”

I Have the Power! – Joffrey and He-Man

Both clutch to the one weapon that makes them feel powerful.

Summoning – The Sorceress and Melisandre

“He-Man...if you can hear me...come quickly...this shadow baby is gross”

Use Your Head – Tyrion and Ram Man

A View to Die For – Mechaneck and Ned’s Head

Sword Hand – Jamie Lannister and Trap Jaw

Lose your sword hand? Just get a sword for a hand.